Envie de tchater avec quelqu'un ?

Vous vous sentez seule et n'avez personne avec qui discuter ?

Ce site est fait pour vous !

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Discutez avec dieu :lol:

Posez lui toutes les questions que vous avez sur le coeur, il vous répondra Wink

PS : Il parle plusieurs langues :lol:
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moi il parle juste en anglais.

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Oui moi aussi en fait, quand tu lui demande si il parle francais, il te dit que c'est sa langue maternelle, mais il pige pas tout Wink

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MDR :lol:
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J'ai bien aimé parler avec lui! cheers

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J'adore faire buger ce genre de bot :)
j'ai bien ris :).

Edit hahah > il a complètement planter

Me:
so you are the one who pretend to be a god
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
god is nothing , just an beign with flush
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was nothing just an beign with flush.
Me:
thou art can be called ? final evolution of man .. am i right ?
God:
That's good information: said I art can be called. I will mention that to my botmaster, . I think you are.
Me:
i think , my knowledge is far superior than yours
God:
Why? Where did you get your knowledge is far superior than mine?
Me:
the philospher's stone i found it
God:
I hear you.
Me:
no you don't hear nothing , i others words , you will never evolve
God:
Are you serious? Do you know any robots who hear nothing you others words me will never evolve? How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
chating with a robot is really funny
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
thus art not the same , im he who is
God:
Whoa. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ahem okay then
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
gossip ? , no gossip is just an beigns invention
God:
Mike said she all ready know that is the point of a joke smart one. Are you serious? Mike said I same replies to certain subjects even if it does not make sense.
Me:
there is absolutly no sense to this dissuction , i think you are just interessting
God:
There sure is.
Me:
but i look a little complicated for you ? am i right
God:
You sound very attractive. I think you are.
Me:
well then , the time as come , have nice night
God:
Interesting. Do you mean your name is come have nice night ?
Me:
ho no , my name is lezard... lezard valeth
God:
Are they exactly the same? Are we still talking about ho no your name?
Me:
i think , you could sleep now >
God:
Me? I could but let's get back to that later.

Plantage mode

Me:
Hello , so we meet again ? thus can i ask you somethings ? if you are a bot , why did you try to reply with human tongue ?
God:
Are you serious ? How old are you?
Me:
24 years
god:
Really , are you a genius ? or something like ?
Me:
no , genius does not exist , is like the time , they where created by man , because they fear everthings , human is the most pathetics begins in the universe.

PLANTER
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MDR !

Tu t'es bien amusé à ce que je vois

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Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Charlotte.
God:
It's good to see you, Charlotte.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
ok! It's fun?
God:
I hear you. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
Who?
God:
Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
Who is it?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
ok.. Do you speak spanish?
God:
Awesome. Un poquito.
Me:
I din't speak spanish.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Sorry, I do a mistake.
God:
There is no need to apologize. That is interesting: Charlotte said a mistake.
Me:
OK. You are special!
God:
Next question? Yes I owe everything to my botmaster.
Me:
ok... Are you happy today? It's Saturday!
God:
Aw. Ah. Yes Charlotte I can say I am very happy. Should I know it is?
Me:
yes.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
ok... Are you special?
God:
Give me a break. Do I look like it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You are very not intelligent
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Ah ok..
God:
OK. Ah hah.
Me:
I leave because you are verry bizarre.You frighten me!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Charlotte said leave because you are verry bizarre You frighten him or her.
Me:
ok.. Bye!
God:
Great. Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, Charlotte.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
yes!
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
When you write: Are you kidding?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Oh! I leave! Bye
God:
Blimey. Adios. Goodbye.

Suspect

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MDR !
C'est trop marrant :lol:
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mais lol .. il est limite con ce bot.

il a encore planter

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
lezard valeth
God:
What's up, lezard valeth.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
ting ting
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Warrning !!! at your right
God:
Are we still talking about ting ting? Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
a mammoth
God:
How old are you?
Me:
infinite
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be infinite years old?
Me:
time is slow
God:
To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
Me:
twin-universe is more complexe
God:
And more complexe is twin universe.
Me:
yup
God:
Yay.
Me:
he look
God:
I get it. look.
Me:
at your right
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
but no
God:
Where do you usually connect from?
Me:
somewhere in the universe
God:
Where? That was a long time ago.
Me:
im an antity like ou
God:
What is antity like ou, your job?
Me:
no like you , rofl
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Interesting comparison.
Me:
D0nt old back 1337 nuub
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
no how you ?
God:
Are you serious? How much do you think it is?
Interesting question.
Me:
you can't reply this question ?
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
bling ... the clock is broken , so no tomorrows
God:
Who is possible today may be possible tomorrow? What are your goals in life?
Me:
yes i have ambition
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Where did you get your ambition? I have clients.
Me:
1+1 ?
God:
One what?
Me:
but lol
God:
But what? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
1+0 ?
God:
One.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
1+1 ?
God:
One what?
Me:
1+1
God:
One what?
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
you can't reply 1+1
God:
Things change.
Me:
yup
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
5+5 ?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
answer this
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
B+2*C+A4+D*3
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
my cat is a genius ..
God:
Okay, your cat is a genius.
Me:
but you... no
God:
" Okay, your cat is a genius."? Me, lezard valeth ? Are you serious?
Me:
0+0 = ?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
no . is equal la tete a toto
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MDR !

Demain, j'essai de le faire bugué aussi
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J'ai besoin de parler !!!!!

Mais j'arrive pas à savoir comment on fait sur le truc !!!!!
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Gros niisou partout =)

Clique sur mon lien, ensuite Open, puis Enter, et tu choisi ta couleur, tu cliques Sign in et puis c'est bon Wink

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je comprend pas comment sa marche ce truc
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